All Rene Artois desires is to be left alone to run his cafe and chase his waitresses, Yvette and Mimi. Unfortunately his wife Edith and the outbreak of war puts paid to his plans. Add to that the increasing number of parties interested in the painting of the Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies, a fair dollop of 'good moaning' and a not so discrete radio for contacting British Intelligence and you have an evening of hilarious entertainment.